Saturday, February 28, 2009

to keep things on track

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not to harp on the movie subject or anything butttttttttt...i plan on going to see the movie milk either tonight or tommorow...my expectations are low being is that i dont think he deserved best actor and it just looks like a boring movie...gay people are ammusing...but not for 2 hours...i dont have a problem with gay people...but harping on a single subject as a way to get a point across just gets on my nerves...i dont care if they get married it doesnt bother me...but typically movies trying to prove a point for some sort of political issue or struggle of a minority usually end up being like the brady bunch where your just looking for the jist of the movie within the first 10 minutes...who knows maybe ill eat my dick...i mean my words...pun intended...signing off


-bag

Friday, February 27, 2009

mind full of hatred

last night was the most unproductive round table circle yet...... disapointed. i refuse to let this become an idea that gets fidled with a couple times and we give up and say it was fun while we did it.

ive got alot more to say but i choose not to today. sorry



RJS- look for jobs instead of catch dont move back in with youre rents we would all cry.

ITM

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

the wrestler

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well last night i had nothing to do so i went and saw the wrestler again before it gets out of theaters. people look at you funny when you go see movies by yourself. i truely belive that mickey rourke is going to be huge again..like super huge. i sure hope he is. he has another movie coming out the 24th. i just hope he keeps it up because i love the movies he acts in. go take a chance and see this movie

-bag

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

best fucked up true story of all time

so i graduated highschool in uhmmm 95 and had 2 whole months of just cheeeellliinnnn before i went in the military.....gettin drunk partyin yah know yah know

after that i join the army go into basic training
allllllllll through basic training they made us fear for our live telling us how bad bosnia was and all the while making it seem like they would cut off training earlier cause they may need us so bad. im talkin ilke worse than vietnam scaring the shit out of us, not guna lie i was terrified din wanna go to bosnia. they woke us up at 4 a.m. once yelling pack youre shit were bout to get on the bus gota go to bosnia. and were all like mannnn i don wanna fuckin die thatd just suck. dudes were cryin and everything not like tears and shit but legitly scared and bitchin a lil, so were all sittin at the bus packed ready to get shiped to bosnia and the camp guys say if any one thinks there not ready for this just step out. they step out and have to start pushin the ground they tell every one else go put ur shit up go back to bed.

so anyways, we finish boot camp and they send me to germany in november. right when we get there theres some dudes that are being sent off to bosnia and they make us stay cuz there like weve been training for year and a half yall arent ready welllll christmas comes around and there like we need yall in bosnia.....................shit.......I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE. first christmas away from my family right outa highschool in a dif country i mean shit.

so the last night we all get to go out were all thinkin were guna die....i was guna get me some trim. we head out to a club about 20 mins away from base. and were drinkin goin overboard allll night WE ALL THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DIE! just so happened this club had this little both set up in it that night where you would throw a ball and knock over pins theyed give you a ticket and you could get free shots of tequila .i duno i guess they had a over stock of tequila or somethin. but every one i mean everyone is going through this over and over and over . getting trashed.WE THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DIEEEE.

so any ways at the end of this line theres this girl pushin easy a good duece and a half i mean a big girl,german native, blonde hair tight jeanss, and tight tight red shirt on she look like a frigin apple. so this girl asks every body i mean evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvverrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyybody after they come out of the line if they wana get her a shot with their ticket. i keep goin through the line kockin the pins over and keep sayin no then end of the night rolls around and the clubs closin im pretttttttttyyyyy wasted at the time and i have ten tickets no way i can have all these to my self so the apple comes up and says you wannna get me a drink so im like fuck it comon. she asks if i wanna race five a peice i say fuck it lets do this. finish the shots and she say you wanna come back to my apt with me and my roomate for the after party (its 6 am) i say who's youre roomate? she points to a very beautiful petite blonde haired german girl im like hellllllllllllllllllll yeah i do! but im with my buddy can he come to? the apple says no just you so im thinkin hmmmmmm threesome with this giant redapple( I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE!) and her hot roomate. so i bail on my budy and go back to these two german girls apt thinkin fuck it i just came to this country a month ago i dont know my way around but im going to bosnia im prolly guna die ill figure it out when it gets time.


we at their apt sitting on the couch talking and the hot girl pulls the yawwwwwnnnnnn im tierd i think ima go to bed so she goes to bed im stuck on the couch with the giant red apple........................................fuck im pretttty damn drunk but im not that drunk . she asks do you want something to drink? i say YESSSSSSSSSS! she brings out some liquor and i say wheres the shot glass and she drinks straight from the bottle says we dont use shot glasses so i yank that shit away and try and chug as much as i possibly can im think im guna die in bosnia at least ill get to drink before. i take one last chug and the giant red apple starts kissing my neck i finish the chug lean forward to set the drink down and at that moment decided ok fuck it ill do this( I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE) i lean back to start doin the dead and fuck me .........the sec i decide ill do this shit she passses out cold... i mean cold snoring alll that shit.... im like helllllllllllll nah start slappin her not like hits but like tryin to get this fat bitch to wake the fuck up. shes out colddddddddddddd by this time its right around 7 a.m. i think and im in a strange country strange town with a fatty passed out in front of me ( I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE!) so im like fuck this ................................ima tity fuck her...... its not rape cuz i din do any thing down there k! so i start to try and get her shirt off but this bitch weighs more than i do i cant even get her to budge to get it off so i just pull it over her head and wen i start we her belly came out it was like that robin williams movie flubber all over the place..... then onto the brah.....which happend to be red as well lol. try and undo that.....its not happenin she weighs like 250 lbs! so i just yank the front down btw if i cant stress enough i am wasted and beleive i am going to die in the next week. then i realize i have no fucking lotion....SHITaaahhhhh soooo i go to the bath room find some industrial sized lotion im talkin like mega costco size shit with the little squirter on top go back out and start doin little lotion pumps all over her gigantic fatty titts then say fuck it twist the top off dumb liek have that industrial sized lotion out on the huges bitches tits and start goin to town on em takes for ever but i finally finish and ................decided to finish alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll over her face i take a step back look wut ive done and start laughing histerically. i take a look out side its around 8 now and i need to figure out where i am at so i clean my self up and start for the door and see their tv........its a nice damn tv and i was sure icould carry that thing and the apple is passed out and so is her roomate obviously.i go to grab it and i swear that thing was bolted down so i go tiered gave up and got distracted and went to the kitchen....made a sandwich and left.

the worlds like one giant computer.

i love listening to people who dont smoke that wacky tabacky when they have their first in depth thoughts of things they never took the time to think about before. how confused they are but pumped is amazing to listen to and watch.

dwayne- "the worlds like one giant fuckin computer and every thing in it is like a program and in those programs are like files. like think about it! im serious! open up the program lotek k all this shit will come up files if you will, all those diferent people are like files that have their own story and meaning you wouldnt ever know about till you double click that shit! it goes for everything. the worlds one giant fucking computer! click some god damn files!"

(watching rock of love)" you know how girls have those days where there walkin around and they feel like theyre just lookin right? like every motherfucker in the fuckin worlds starin at them? cuz they feel cute blah blah. you know? well these bitches on here feel like that all the god dam time. like look at her pokin her boobs out shes prolly thinkin damn i look fuckin cute right now"


this went on and on and on for hours everyone but me was to gone and pissed but i was laughin my ass off.

btw bags post watch that youtube vid legit.

itm

Monday, February 23, 2009

nothing

this post will have no punctuation except periods. there will be no punctuation because i dont know how to use it. which is funny because im an english major.

movies are something i didnt like for about 4 years of my life. i hated them because they made me think way too much. i hated thinking. now i find myself thinking non stop and it keeps me able to be normal everyday which is a daunting task in itself. one of my favorite movies is a movie called reservoir dogs. its made my one of my favorite directors. movies are crazy because they make u feel like your part of the life thats going on the screen. i like movies alot. this is one of my favorite scenes in the movie that makes me really happy. michael madsen is an incredible actor and ive never seen a more perfectly done scene. if you actually click the link it will lead you to that scene hopefully sparking your curiousity to check this movie out and then lead you down a road of other movies. i like movies a whole lot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPa93P4UXzc

-bag

i can look in eyes and read you're soul

true fact ...did it twice last night

wrote both down rjs saw it

i need to copy write it is what it is (dumb bitch)

whats the diference between a cowboy hat and a tampon?

cowboy hats are for ass holes.

you ever see parties in movies? you know how they dont exist? they aparently do we made it happen sat think laser quest , hooka bar, and a rave. (all in an effeciancy apt)
well played well played

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Rourke

i was pretty bummed out for the fact that mickey rourke didnt win best actor at the academy he definetly should have won in my eyes. I youtubed his name and these were some cool parts of some of the interviews i watched on him. Hes a incredibly interesting and honest man with a crazy story. all hail mickey rourke


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfPhfsJrflk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0HUgiiNGj8


-bag

pooping

last night was a great time to be had but the most fun was probably going to waffell house at 4 a.m. friends are so important in life and i feel like i have some of the best...except richard wasnt their...but we tipped the lady who never smiles way to much and it made her smile. when i woke up yesterday i never thought i would be doing snow angels in colored rain. wild shit

http://www.extremely-sharp.com/direct/catvideo.html.......cats are funny


-bag

Saturday, February 21, 2009

ravee

well im off to the much to the much anticpated richard rave...if i dont come back alive...i love all of you very much...and live your life the way you want to !

-bag

Thursday, February 19, 2009

i said i'd post it last night, but i got on my roof smooked a cig and fell wen i was tryin to get down so i went to bed

i said id post it

My thoughts on Nastradamus and the possibilities of Centuries

in the 1500's a well known philosopher named nostrodamus made predictions on the future. it was said that he was a true christian and had accepted jesus as his lord and savior and saw god as the one and only invisible being all around us and that he asked our lord to bless him with the ability to see the future because he knew he wouldnt be able to see his kingdon within his life. he directly quotes his reasoning behind the antichrist in the bible from the john 2:18 "children, it is the last hour, and as you have heard that antichrist is coming, so now many antichrists have come, they went out from us were not of us." which is where the prophecies on three antichrist coming before the end of the world is because it means the "against christ" had never left and still exists as a being of negative energy. He also created a book named centuries ( if you havent read it do it) in the book he made 1000 prophecies 1 for each day the bible predicted a 100 days of peace, with in those prophecies were poems call quatrains. before he died he ripped all the pages out of the book and threw them in the air making it nearly impossible to decipher the diference in years past and years in the future but a few of his prophecies have become more and more clear the closer and closer we get to the end predicted on 2012.(also commonly known as the end of the mayan clendar and how they mathematically calculated the end of the world.)

His prophecy of the coming of 3 antichrist have all but one been officially confirmed ...or is it being denied or ignored? napoleon was the first anti-christ as the belief at his time was that the kings of euroupe claimed lineage back to king david and were divinely appointed to there position. he made war on these kings as well as the pope who claims to be the vicar of christ on earth. Hinting at antichrist #1. the 2nd coming of the antichrist was predicted as directly and easily confirmable as to the year month and day of the birth of him even the race was predicted. he predicted a man would be born on april 20 1889 and that he would be of aryan decent. ..... that just happend to be hitlers birthday and the beginning of his reign of power. wich brings me to my thoughts on the third coming of the antichrist if nastradamus's prophecies were in fact true and god truly did divinely show him past and future in a way that could be interpreted to truely see incite and warning of what is to come. his prophecy on the third he stressed a lot about the name of the antichrist calling him Mabus, flipped around the other direction it becomes sudam( i know i know sadam is spelt with an A what do you want it put on a silver plater?) it was predicted that the third coming would cause more death in one day than in any previous war. coincidently sadam Hussein was accused of having weapons of mass destruction and questionable motives... the quatrain i found and blew my mind when i devided to really read into it was


Mabus will soon die and there will come
a dreadful destruction of people and animals
suddenly vengeance will be revealed
Hundred, hands , thirst and hunger when the comet will pass.

its an obvious statement, mabus will soon die irrely connects to how sadam already died then it talks of the coming of a dreadful destruction which i believe is referring to a prophesized nuclear war happening after the death of mabus. with sadam dead and the known tension between our country and iran , pakistan and north korea. each of us have weapons of mass destruction who knows what kind of weapons have been created since the last actuall use of the atomic bomb in ww2. with the prophisized end in 2012 the possibility for nuclear war starting and a world war 3 beginning nastradamus's predictions are being nearly completed every moment and all we can do is wait and see and live every day like its our last because regardless of if the world truelly ends in 2012 our lives should not be taken for granite when our time here is limited and a gift that should be appreciated to every extent.

-ITM-

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

comedian

honestly? invite me to hang out with my own friends? ha ok. i'll tear you apart. fact stated.

"its all one big joke." im going to do it the way i want to, regaurdless of wether or not u like it.

-ITM-

yep

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-bag

MAKE YOUR OWN DRUGS!!11!

im not much for the drug life but to me anyone who does drugs(anything over weed) needs to look at how disgusting this is that you would drink and or snort something that involves kitty litter and home made acid and making soda...where there are bad times to be lived there are drugs to be done..so its not going anywhere.
http://keithschofield.com/wintergreen/


-bag

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

still stumbling..

well i was stumbling and came across this page that has alot of quotes that are just really cool i thought.    HERE is the link...

A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
- Bob Dylan



_bag_

no title is fitting

......."perhaps nothing is made.perhaps it simply is, has been, will always be there."

I found my self reading a book, in this bok profound understandings of unclear thoughts I've been having, im not bothered, confused, or claiming to be clear or inlightend. It was, it is, and always will be the way it is. Lately, well past few weeks i felt as if i put into words the way I've been feeling about everything for a while. Initially I thought of it as accepting things, thats not even it. The first verbal acknowladgement we decided on was "it is what it is." true but the thought it self is trying to put into words that is , has been, and allways will be indescribeable. Its not an emotion driven group of words, because its not an emotion, nor is ita gut feeling. to me its the lack of emotion and lack of feeling(i have a soul). example- I picked up a picture sitting on my desk of me and some one i was once close to, i stared at it for something around twenty mins. I reflected on past experiences hen every once and a while I'd come back to present time standing in my room holding a picture of a person and i , that i was once close to, going back and fourth from past experience to present. at the end of the twenty mins i realized i felt no emotinion the entire time, no happiness no sadness. as the picture slipped out of my fingers and fell to floor. At first i believed this to be acceptance? acceptance of what? a few days later i was speaking with a friend who seemed very upset and attempted to explain my new found thought process i did not even completely understand. Strangely enough he got it and we labled it as " it is what it is" . That same friend let me borrow the book i found my self reading. literally same thought diferent words same instance of a man staring at a picture of some one he was once close to and him. " perhaps nothing is made. perhaps it simply is, has been, will always be there"





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my anticipation

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this is how i imagine richards techno dance party being.

today

i had a very itchy ass hole.

Travelin man

well last night i was stumbling and came across something i found to be interesting..stumbling is my new favorite hobby...


more to come

-bag

edit..i certainly fucked up this post because the god damn link wont go in

HERE  this link should work.

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