George Carlin

One of my favorite comedians and a pretty funny section from one of his standups..look up his other shit too its all good





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on the topic of shows.

East bound and down was probably the best show on at the time so I agree with d bag that you should probably check it out.
The united states of terra I suggest you check that show out too.

And Arthur, that's a good rainy day show.

East Bound and Down

Well i finally had the chance to get caught up on the new hbo show east bound and down. A fucking hilarious show fueling on improv and the will ferrel type comedy you all know. check the show out youll laugh your ass off. heres just a commerical for the show that i think is funny. HOLLA




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hurm

i really dont know



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overcame one of my fears

Not really a fear I just don't poop anywhere but my house and qt but I am cuerenetly popping in a hotel bathroom. Now all I need is to get rid of the birds and clowns one.

I will take my money back from the Indians tonight.

never liked 50 till a realized how he really spends his time

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where its all headed

pumped

i hate Indians.

The feathers not the dots. In other words not people from India, native Americans, hate em. There casino took my money tonight and didn't give it back what the fuck Indian givers. They should stick to making ciggarettes and stop the business of taking my fucking money. Good thing we already bought beer and I had some road rum that should get me through this weekend.

The big 12 tournament is pretty cool though they don't serve alcohol on the inside though.

Oklahoma: land of the dumb, land of the boring, land of the medicore girls with lop sided tits. Still better then colony girls probably. That city failed in there school system. Ygr colonly not Oklahoma city. Idk about how intelligent the okc girls are. By the looks of em they all should go to community college or just not even bother with higher education. In an other note Ben afflect and his little brother are straight up hustlers and can make money at any time in anyway. I've got a funny story about the casino but I'm drunk and I'm don't typring this on my phone.
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overload

i know ive posted alot about this movie in the past month. ive seen it way too many times and i cant stress enough how amazing it is. here is one of my favorite scenes from the movie. acting at its finest.




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feels like floating

its been a while. ITM

Oklahoma

Idk if you can get kicked out of a city but I plan on pushing my limts. Ben aflect and I are going to Oklahoma for the big 12 tournament and so far Oklahoma sucks. I haven't been out of the car but its 30 degrees and raining so first impression that comes to mind is not to good.I've never been to Oklahoma but I know people from the mediocre looking state and there below par. Just in general there not the greatest with the exception being jeremy. Anywhooo, my apt is dead and gone now and probably for the best. There's such thing as too much fun and the apt was it. I now rest my head on Ben aflects couch that used to be mine that used to be Michelle quans. Ill post up some stories later from Oklahoma. Hopefully I meet some intresting, strange, exciting people.

-rjs

nerd alert

well i never claimed i wasnt a dork but i was looking at youtube and found this scene in highdef. youtube highdef has really stepped there game up...anyways...i think most guys at some point in there life watched this show..the quality and the writing and the overall entertainment value u is hands down probably one of the best anime's..yes yes i know im a dork. if you have 10 minutes watch this scene its very good.





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Wagenwerks

a really well put together video by an audi vw enthusiast.






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god i want to do this

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Watchmen

I discovered watchmen a few hundred days ago. I would like to say that I'm one of the hardcore watchmen fans who have discovered it many years ago when first published, but im not. I discovered it at the midnight showing of dark knight and was instantly facsinated by it. Needless to say the book was in my hands days later and I read it in disbelife. When I was younger I was a comic book geek in the making falling in love with batman and various other comics. This book was nothing like those. It was dirty it was wrong..it was fucked up in so many words. The book amazed me and have since read it 6 plus times. Watchmen sparked me creatively and opened my mind and really changed my perception on what I was living. After reading watchmen I craved more. I found the original sin city books, v for vendetta and the maxx. I discovered amazing movies and came to the realizition that this is what i wanted to do. I wanted to write and be creative. Now move the time forward 300 days. its 8 o clock and im the first person in line to see this movie. Yes im that big of a dork. The movie was amazingly done. NOW my cynical side must come out at this point even tho i pushed it as deep as i could to fully enjoy the movie being fully aware that it would stray away from my beloved book. Little things were obviously out of place was my biggest annoyonce. The ending was different however i fully understood its change and suprisingly enjoyed it more than the book(GASP). overall the charecters were spot fucking on. i loved rorschach i loved night owl i LOVED silk spectre and jon was better than i had origianlly imagined in my head. The person that really felt the most right was laurie. They couldnt have picked a better woman for the job and im not just saying that because shes good looking. To anyone wanting to see the movie the only thing i can say is read first watch later. The book will change your life and the movie will entertain just as it should.




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D.G. WITI'S MUD STORY

It was my senior year in high school in my smallish town (100,000 people) and we were bored. Some friends and I decided to take an offroad jeep and go mudding. I know what your thinking...aha....D.G. is a redneck.......on the contrary, but shit happens....anyways, after several hours of mudding we managed to get the jeep stuck. Whats worse is that the jeep owner was actualy my friends dad, and he of course had no idea that we took the jeep mudding.....we were just thinking, ok we'll go mudding, clean it off and he'll never know right?......wrong.......after calling several of our friends with trucks to see if they could help us pull out the jeep and with no one willing to mess up their trucks, I remembered that the girl that I just started dating had a brand new 2500 truck parked in her driveway........yeah, I went there.......the truck belonged to her dad and it was literally less than a week old, so I thought, new truck, powerful, her dad was out of town, so plenty of time to use it, get it detailed, and have it back in the driveway way before her dad gets back into town......well, as you can guess, that's not what happened or the story wouldn't even make the blog......
I drove to her house and met her and we both got into her dad's new truck. As we are driving to the mud hole, I ask her several times, not realy giving a shit, but asked her if she was sure it was ok to use the truck, and of course reminding her that it was literally our last hope to not get my friend in trouble. She said it was fine as long as we would pay to get it detailed before her dad got back.....simple enough....so we get to the mud hole, which is actualy a lake that was in low tide, and we drive out to where the jeep is....we made it out there just fine, hooked up the tow rope to the front of the jeep and to the tow hook on the new truck.....we started out fine, the jeep was coming out and we were making progress when all of a sudden the tires on the new truck just start spinning.....great, two trucks now stuck....we unhook the jeep to free up the truck and make another stab at it.....no joy....the truck was stuck like chuck and to make it worse, I was wearing my new Docs and all around the truck was mud......my new girlfriend is in the truck with me and as I am sweating bullets, she just laughs and says, don't worry, we'll figure it out....when I get out to unhook the tow rope, my foot gets sucked down into the mud and as I pull my foot out, my left new Doc is gone....fuck me....150.00 down the drain....literally it was gone with no trace.....so now I have one shoe on, one shoe off and pissed....so fuck it, I ditch the other shoe and walk out to dry land....my feet get cut up as I am walking out, so I am not going back to the truck....new girlfriend is calling me to come back out and get her and give her a piggy back ride to dry land.....I'm out....my buddy volunteers to do it and both he and my girl eat it twice on the way back....yeah I know, I am looking real good at this point in her eyes....well, after hours of trying to get someone else out to help us, we resort to calling a tow service......it's getting dark and the tow truck finally shows up. As I am still bare footed, and it's getting shit cold, my girl and I get into the cab of another truck and one of my friends volunteer to take the long as tow chain out to the stranded truck....the tow truck was going to stay on dry land so he had brought this rediculously long chain.....my friend gets back from hooking up the truck and tells the tow truck to go....for a split second it looked as though it was all gonna work out, but again, that wouldn't make the blog.....so here it is, a 2 ton tow truck connected to a brand new truck with a chain, and instead of pulling the slack out of the chain first and then trying to pull like common sense, he yells out "DIESEL POWER" and away he goes.....like I said, for a split second, it looked like it was going to work, and then it happened......The entire front end ( the bumper, grill, headlights, and radiator) of a week old Chevy truck comes ripping off and flys about 30 feet into the air, which in my perception took an hour of slowmo to accomplish, but only took about 3 seconds.....As I am trying to refrain from shitting my pants, I look around to find every single one of my friends laughing their ass off, and then I saw my girl....her head is burried in her hands, and all I can think to say is "shit did you see that?".....my friend comes up to me after he stops crying with laughter and says, " I think I hooked it up to the wrong thing...." NO SHIT.....
Long story short, we do eventually get both the truck and the jeep out of the mud....the tow truck driver helps us put the front end into the bed of the truck and tows her dad's truck back to her house....Needless to say I felt like shit, and so decided to do what any good Christian would.....Not only did I not go with her and the tow truck driver to drop off the mangled truck back to her house, I stopped accepting any phone calls that came from her area code....Now some of you may think, man what an ass....well, I agree, but it just goes to show, if the bitch doesn't suck, I don't give a fuck about her truck......See ya soon.................................

i hear good things

laughs
stories
movies coming out
cheers


im told i live in a fantasy world and i actually have down syndrom and the ppl i know as my friends are just ppl making sure i dont kill my self or others.

possible im not ruleing it out


reality is perception think about it.

D.G. WITI'S HELLO

First of all let me start by saying that it's cool to have the platform to ramble on. For those of you who aren't aware, I will let you know that I am the author of "the best fucked up story ever". Don't judge me, cause you weren't there, but for those of you who were offended, all I can say is, make use of the mistletoe in the small of my back. I hope that my stories will keep you entertained, but don't be fooled, they are all going to be 100% true, being that there is no need to lie with the anonymity that comes with blogging, and know that some may be offensive, but again, I am not forcing you to read it. That being said............................................

I have never had a finger stuck up my ass, nor has it ever been a desire of mine. I have, however, always wanted a threeway. I would prefer two women and myself, but to date that hasn't been in the cards. The other option has been however, and will despense that information now. My best friend and I have know each other for over 18 years, and in that time, you come to realize that there isn't much you wouldn't do for that guy. My senior year, one of my girlfriend's prom was coming up and we were going of course. The catch was that she had a friend that didn't have a date, and she asked me to persuad my friend to take her friend so she wouldn't have to miss her own prom. My girl's friend wasn't the greatest thing to look at, but good enough to still throw a dick into, so after promising to pay for the beer and all but promising that my friend was gonna get some, he agreed to go. We picked the girls up at my girl's parent's house. We were all dressed to the 9's except for one thing. My friend and I were wearing black sandals with our tuxes. The girls were, of course, not amused, but we promised that it was just a joke and that we had our dress shoes in the car. (we actualy did) So after her parents took the pictures of the girls to remember what they looked like before me and my friend stuck our dicks in their mouths, we left for the prom. The entire way to to prom, the girls kept bitching about the sandals. We had full intention of putting on our dress shoes, but by the time we got to the prom, they had made such a huge deal about it, that we said fuck it, the sandals are going to the prom. They begged but it was no use, besides, what were they gonna do, not go to the prom.........Our sandals were a hit with everyone except our dates at first, but then they finaly let up after everyone else seemed ok with it, and in fact my house was the afterparty beer fest, so they weren't wanting to miss that also.......So the prom is over, we go back to my place and the drinks start flowing. All night we try as hard as we can to get alchohol poisoning, and things are going great. The party ends and everyone but the four of us leave. To our surprise, the girls say that they had the best night ever and for a reward, the were going to let us watch as they 69 each other. Great end to a night right?...They start kissing and unbuttoning each others shirt as me and my friend watch. I was getting about as hard as college level trig. when all of a sudden, there is a knock at my door. Everything comes to a halt when a third girl, a friend of my date shows up so drunk here boyfriend is too scared to take here back to her house so guess who gets stuck with the sick friend. FUCK ME THERE GOES THE ORGY. Needless to say the two girls stop their lick fest and tend to their friend. My friend and I were two seconds away from an all out orgy and the bottom fell out........This is actualy just the set up for the story about my 3some because that night my friend and I vowed that there would be an orgy or 3some in our future no matter how long we had to wait.....................12 years later my friend and I are at a bar having drinks with a group of lesbians. (what great story doesn't start with that sentence....anyways) It just worked out that way. After several hours of drinks and food, the entire gang except for my friend, one lesbian, and myself are tired and want to leave. As we leave the lesbian says, hey lets go to a titty bar, I am buying......well shit negro thats all you had to say......So we are at a strip club for several hours and the lesbian is true to her word. She is buying the drinks, the lap dances, and even propositions some of the girls to go back to our place for a fuck fest. I had known the lesbian for a while and thought she was all talk. None of the girls accepted for the money she was offering, but she did start making out with my friend. I thought, "well atleast my buddy is gonna get some lesbo trim". So we leave the club and head to her place. On the way there, I ask her if she wants to hook up with my friend or if she just wants us to drop her off. She tells me she has to just be dropped off because her girlfriend may be coming home soon. So when we get to her house, we have a few more drinks and sit down on the couch. I am sitting on the couch next to lesbo and out of no where my buddy comes up and just starts taking her jeans down and eating her pussy while I was talking to her about some of the paintings on the wall. So of course I was like shit I will leave you guys to it, and as they walk away to the bedroom, she motions back at me to follow........12 years after that fateful prom night, our pact is going to come true. The smile on my face couldn't be bigger......Everyone's clothes are off in a flash and of course I take one end and my buddy takes the other. Not a big deal, just focus on the girl and not on each other. After a while of her sucking on him while I am plowing, he looks at me and says, youre not gonna believe this shit, I drank too much and I can't get it up....I started laughing and so did the lesbian......after 12 years of waiting for this day, my buddy can't get it up....it was one of the best and worst days of his life....He leaves and I finish with what I am doing and a few minutes later he comes back in the room, taps me on the shoulder and says maybe it would work if I left the room. I was done so I didn't mind. I go out, wipe it off, and wait a few minutes and my buddy walks our defeated saying that is was no use........It was funny but not the happy ending that I had hoped for for him. So we leave and as we are rounding the corner, we see her girlfriend coming home from her nightshift. She didn't recognize us so we got away with it. I take my buddy home and drive home myself with the biggest smile in the world on my face, and laughing out loud as I walk in to my house. I was laughing so loud in fact at the whole situation, that I woke my girlfriend up as I was coming in....man did I have a story for her............

lifes isnt short...life is the longest thing any of us will ever do.










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Watchmen.

ive been counting down for this movie for about 250 plus days on a wipe board in my room. i could not be more excited about it. i was suprised one day to see a watchmen application availible for download on my iphone. i ofcourse downloaded and its basically a bunch of screens that adrian is watching with bubastis and its a bunch of behind the scenes crap and wallpapers and what not that they keep releasing as the movie nears judgment day. this was one of the movies they posted on the app a couple weeks ago and im posting it for the sheer fact that i think laurie is a fox.

im going to post a big watchmen thing on thursday before the movie so be ready for that and hopefully i can turn some people on to the book. the movie will be good but i cant see it giving anyone one the same feeling it gives when u read it and i think thats the consesus of everyone i know whos read it.



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andre nickatina

god of kahn.


www.andrenickatina.com


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throwback

lots of youtube videos today...but this came in my head and i remembered how much everyone loved this...its still funny






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best action scene

im obviously gay for tarantino's actions sequences but none top the scene from kill bill where "the bride" take on the crazy 88...not really 88 of them but it sounds cool. at points of the sequence its like theyre dancing because the choreopgraphy is so spot on.
if you have the time watch the scene its about 8 minutes long and is incredible film making





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test footage

So here's some test footage of Where The Wild Things Are movie. If you grew up anything like me you know about this classic kids book. Keep in mind this is TEST FOOTAGE. I found a note from Spike Jonze (director) replying to this leaked footage:

That was a very early test with the sole purpose of just getting some footage to Ben our vfx (visual effects) supervisor to see if our vfx plan for the faces would work. The clip doesn't look or feel anything like the movie, the Wild Thing suit is a very early cringy prototype, and the boy is a friend of ours Griffin who we had used in a Yeah Yeah Yeahs video we shot a few weeks before. We love him, but he is not in the actually film...Oh and that is not a wolf suit, its a lamb suit we bought on the internet. Talk to you later...







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new inteliodic

DGwiti will be joining the squad, enjoy.




ima call yo moma.

lol i almost one up'd woody last night.....haha

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if you were a hot dog would u eat yourself?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haAhdtDmsOw



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