D.G. WITI'S HELLO

First of all let me start by saying that it's cool to have the platform to ramble on. For those of you who aren't aware, I will let you know that I am the author of "the best fucked up story ever". Don't judge me, cause you weren't there, but for those of you who were offended, all I can say is, make use of the mistletoe in the small of my back. I hope that my stories will keep you entertained, but don't be fooled, they are all going to be 100% true, being that there is no need to lie with the anonymity that comes with blogging, and know that some may be offensive, but again, I am not forcing you to read it. That being said............................................

I have never had a finger stuck up my ass, nor has it ever been a desire of mine. I have, however, always wanted a threeway. I would prefer two women and myself, but to date that hasn't been in the cards. The other option has been however, and will despense that information now. My best friend and I have know each other for over 18 years, and in that time, you come to realize that there isn't much you wouldn't do for that guy. My senior year, one of my girlfriend's prom was coming up and we were going of course. The catch was that she had a friend that didn't have a date, and she asked me to persuad my friend to take her friend so she wouldn't have to miss her own prom. My girl's friend wasn't the greatest thing to look at, but good enough to still throw a dick into, so after promising to pay for the beer and all but promising that my friend was gonna get some, he agreed to go. We picked the girls up at my girl's parent's house. We were all dressed to the 9's except for one thing. My friend and I were wearing black sandals with our tuxes. The girls were, of course, not amused, but we promised that it was just a joke and that we had our dress shoes in the car. (we actualy did) So after her parents took the pictures of the girls to remember what they looked like before me and my friend stuck our dicks in their mouths, we left for the prom. The entire way to to prom, the girls kept bitching about the sandals. We had full intention of putting on our dress shoes, but by the time we got to the prom, they had made such a huge deal about it, that we said fuck it, the sandals are going to the prom. They begged but it was no use, besides, what were they gonna do, not go to the prom.........Our sandals were a hit with everyone except our dates at first, but then they finaly let up after everyone else seemed ok with it, and in fact my house was the afterparty beer fest, so they weren't wanting to miss that also.......So the prom is over, we go back to my place and the drinks start flowing. All night we try as hard as we can to get alchohol poisoning, and things are going great. The party ends and everyone but the four of us leave. To our surprise, the girls say that they had the best night ever and for a reward, the were going to let us watch as they 69 each other. Great end to a night right?...They start kissing and unbuttoning each others shirt as me and my friend watch. I was getting about as hard as college level trig. when all of a sudden, there is a knock at my door. Everything comes to a halt when a third girl, a friend of my date shows up so drunk here boyfriend is too scared to take here back to her house so guess who gets stuck with the sick friend. FUCK ME THERE GOES THE ORGY. Needless to say the two girls stop their lick fest and tend to their friend. My friend and I were two seconds away from an all out orgy and the bottom fell out........This is actualy just the set up for the story about my 3some because that night my friend and I vowed that there would be an orgy or 3some in our future no matter how long we had to wait.....................12 years later my friend and I are at a bar having drinks with a group of lesbians. (what great story doesn't start with that sentence....anyways) It just worked out that way. After several hours of drinks and food, the entire gang except for my friend, one lesbian, and myself are tired and want to leave. As we leave the lesbian says, hey lets go to a titty bar, I am buying......well shit negro thats all you had to say......So we are at a strip club for several hours and the lesbian is true to her word. She is buying the drinks, the lap dances, and even propositions some of the girls to go back to our place for a fuck fest. I had known the lesbian for a while and thought she was all talk. None of the girls accepted for the money she was offering, but she did start making out with my friend. I thought, "well atleast my buddy is gonna get some lesbo trim". So we leave the club and head to her place. On the way there, I ask her if she wants to hook up with my friend or if she just wants us to drop her off. She tells me she has to just be dropped off because her girlfriend may be coming home soon. So when we get to her house, we have a few more drinks and sit down on the couch. I am sitting on the couch next to lesbo and out of no where my buddy comes up and just starts taking her jeans down and eating her pussy while I was talking to her about some of the paintings on the wall. So of course I was like shit I will leave you guys to it, and as they walk away to the bedroom, she motions back at me to follow........12 years after that fateful prom night, our pact is going to come true. The smile on my face couldn't be bigger......Everyone's clothes are off in a flash and of course I take one end and my buddy takes the other. Not a big deal, just focus on the girl and not on each other. After a while of her sucking on him while I am plowing, he looks at me and says, youre not gonna believe this shit, I drank too much and I can't get it up....I started laughing and so did the lesbian......after 12 years of waiting for this day, my buddy can't get it up....it was one of the best and worst days of his life....He leaves and I finish with what I am doing and a few minutes later he comes back in the room, taps me on the shoulder and says maybe it would work if I left the room. I was done so I didn't mind. I go out, wipe it off, and wait a few minutes and my buddy walks our defeated saying that is was no use........It was funny but not the happy ending that I had hoped for for him. So we leave and as we are rounding the corner, we see her girlfriend coming home from her nightshift. She didn't recognize us so we got away with it. I take my buddy home and drive home myself with the biggest smile in the world on my face, and laughing out loud as I walk in to my house. I was laughing so loud in fact at the whole situation, that I woke my girlfriend up as I was coming in....man did I have a story for her............