Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the eiffel tower. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your corporate takeover, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your overwhelming vvil, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
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